Monday, March 2, 2009

getting it down just like the nurse told me to.

A whole fucking lot has happened since I last posted so while I compile, I thought I would share this gem of a conversation with mah boy back home:

aerinly (4:15:41 PM): tell tell

TKitty (4:15:43 PM): So, on Friday

TKitty (4:15:47 PM): I was done with work

TKitty (4:15:51 PM): and walked out to our parking lot

TKitty (4:16:02 PM): and I saw this pile of stuff in one of the small planters

TKitty (4:16:10 PM): there was a satchel

TKitty (4:16:17 PM): a CD walkman (no headphones)

TKitty (4:16:22 PM): an empty water bottle

TKitty (4:16:27 PM): and a fur trimmed hat

TKitty (4:16:31 PM): with flaps for the ears

TKitty (4:16:38 PM): you know what I'm talking about

TKitty (4:16:50 PM): Also, there was what was clearly a puddle of vomit kind of nearby

TKitty (4:16:55 PM): the hat got a little sprayed

TKitty (4:17:35 PM): so anyway, I thought maybe someone had been mugged

TKitty (4:17:41 PM): and had their stuff rifled through

TKitty (4:17:44 PM): and then dumped

TKitty (4:17:50 PM): by some vomity homeless person

TKitty (4:18:02 PM): so I figured I'd look in the bag and see if I could find any ID

TKitty (4:18:10 PM): I kinda nudged it with my foot and it felt really full

TKitty (4:18:14 PM): so anyway I unzipped it

TKitty (4:18:20 PM): and inside there was a notebook

TKitty (4:18:26 PM): like a bible study book

aerinly (4:18:29 PM): what?????

TKitty (4:18:38 PM): and some other shit I didn't get much of a look at

TKitty (4:18:43 PM): because as soon as I looked in the bag

TKitty (4:18:46 PM): I heard this noise

TKitty (4:18:51 PM): and coming from across the street

TKitty (4:18:54 PM): is this black kid

TKitty (4:18:57 PM): pretty good looking

TKitty (4:19:15 PM): dressed in a Quicksilver shirt

TKitty (4:19:16 PM): nice pants

TKitty (4:19:20 PM): you know, clearly not homeless

TKitty (4:19:27 PM): but he comes running up to me

TKitty (4:19:35 PM): and he's got one earbud earphone in his ear

TKitty (4:19:39 PM): and the other one dangling

TKitty (4:19:46 PM): and his shirt's kinda got some wet spots

TKitty (4:19:56 PM): so I thought, oh, this poor guy must have taken ill

TKitty (4:20:07 PM): or something

TKitty (4:20:11 PM): but he comes running up to me

TKitty (4:20:37 PM): and says, "Woooooahhhhh, you got a demon on you now, man. You got a demon on you and you need to know how to deal with it."

TKitty (4:20:45 PM): and i think

TKitty (4:20:47 PM): uh oh

TKitty (4:20:57 PM): so I say, "How do I deal with it?"

TKitty (4:21:03 PM): and he looks at me

TKitty (4:21:05 PM): wild eyed

TKitty (4:21:20 PM): and says, "You just got to....uhhhhhh......oooooohhhh.....uhhhhhhh."

TKitty (4:21:23 PM): like, kinda moaning

TKitty (4:21:29 PM): huffing and puffing

TKitty (4:21:36 PM): like he's trying to get a handle on something inside him

TKitty (4:22:08 PM): and then he looks at me and just starts shouting "GET OUT!!!!GET OUT!!!!GET OUT!!!!!"

TKitty (4:22:14 PM): and I was like, man, I am GONE

TKitty (4:22:53 PM): and I got in my car and took off

TKitty (4:23:04 PM): I would have called for someone to help him, but my phone was dead!

TKitty (4:23:13 PM): but I swung back by the parking lot on my way to the freeway and he was gone already

aerinly (4:23:39 PM): wtf>>>>

aerinly (4:23:44 PM): you have a demon now?????

TKitty (4:23:49 PM): well see

TKitty (4:23:51 PM): I couldn't tell

TKitty (4:23:53 PM): if he meant

aerinly (4:23:56 PM): how do you feel?

TKitty (4:23:59 PM): I had JUST acquired the demon?

TKitty (4:24:01 PM): or if it was like

TKitty (4:24:05 PM): a recognition

aerinly (4:24:08 PM): and the vomit?

TKitty (4:24:11 PM): of something that has been there a while

TKitty (4:24:18 PM): vomit = precursor to true truth

aerinly (4:24:22 PM): methinks

TKitty (4:24:31 PM): But anyway

TKitty (4:24:37 PM): It really shook me up

TKitty (4:24:50 PM): being visited by a magical negro is rare in real life

TKitty (4:24:51 PM): and I of course

TKitty (4:24:55 PM): use those words

TKitty (4:25:07 PM): in the "race on screen" sense of the term

TKitty (4:25:20 PM): not that I really refer to people as "negros"

TKitty (4:25:43 PM): so I was like, "Shit, It MUST be true"

TKitty (4:25:48 PM): feels like it is, for sure

TKitty (4:25:50 PM): so anyway last night

TKitty (4:25:53 PM): I had a dream

TKitty (4:26:00 PM): where basically the same thing happened

TKitty (4:26:03 PM): but this time it was a white guy

TKitty (4:26:13 PM): and he jumped on my back before saying "You got a demon on you now..."

TKitty (4:26:19 PM): and in my dream, I flipped him over my head

TKitty (4:26:24 PM): what do you make of all this?

aerinly (4:28:11 PM): no!

aerinly (4:28:18 PM): ok, a) i'm blogging this

aerinly (4:28:22 PM): and B) let me think!

TKitty (4:28:54 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro

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then an awesome party at Barnaby's (more pics from the lovely Sinead: http://www.babysinead.com/2009/02/21/snap-shot-party-pics/#more-1238):


1 comments:

blue lanugo said...

Wow that was gripping. I love reading chat logs. It appeals to my voyeuristic side.. which isn't really a side so much as my whole entire surface!