Anal TLC/THC

Today's conversation with Wants To Remain Unnamed (WTRU) (really, I'm flattered you think more than ten people read this!) produced this little present (I'm coming from a "sober" place hence my attitude and imposition of restrictions):

aerinly (4:50:14 PM): are you drunk?

WTRU (4:50:20 PM): no

aerinly (4:50:23 PM): i want to do SOMETHING tonight

aerinly (4:50:26 PM): ugh

WTRU (4:50:32 PM): what u wanna do?

aerinly (4:50:35 PM): drugs

WTRU (4:50:41 PM): me too

WTRU (4:50:48 PM): my friend is getting powdery goodness

WTRU (4:50:52 PM): i kinda wanna be bad

WTRU (4:50:57 PM): but she is going to lame places

WTRU (4:51:01 PM): so i don’t know

aerinly (4:51:03 PM): oh man, i can't do that one

aerinly (4:51:06 PM): my heart will explode

aerinly (4:51:09 PM): even weed would be nice!

aerinly (4:51:10 PM): haha

aerinly (4:51:16 PM): even hookah!

aerinly (4:51:22 PM): i think i can have hookah?

aerinly (4:51:27 PM): i wonder about peyote?

aerinly (4:51:29 PM): hmm

WTRU (4:51:33 PM): hahah

WTRU (4:51:36 PM): i doubt peyote is allowed

aerinly (4:51:55 PM): i would lick a dude's asshole if it meant i could be stoned for a few hours.

aerinly (4:51:58 PM): NOT

aerinly (4:52:14 PM): i wonder if i would be fucked up from doing that anyway?

WTRU (4:52:42 PM): hahahahah

WTRU (4:52:48 PM): oh my lord

WTRU (4:52:51 PM): that’d be awesome

WTRU (4:52:55 PM): if u found a dude

WTRU (4:53:01 PM): whose poop hole made u stoned

aerinly (4:54:25 PM): hahaha A DREAM WORLD!

aerinly (4:54:39 PM): wait, it's probs easier/more sanitary to just use a pipe?

WTRU (4:54:48 PM): hahaha

WTRU (4:54:50 PM): yes

WTRU (4:54:53 PM): but still

WTRU (4:55:03 PM): one can imagine a magical bung hole