A (cryptic)Trifecta of Confusion and Contusions

Here is today's exchange regarding Saturday's deranged (me). This post is an attempt at accountability:

from e to j and a:

i want to apologize for kind of losing my mind (and trying to set a loft on fire) on saturday. the weekend was major bender-bait and i took it hook, line and total, balls-to-the-walls sinker. i let it get away from me but i'm working on bringing it back.

magik markers ruled tho so i'm happy there. and we have a new quiet gay(?) friend to love on.

one step forward, 2 steps back?

i adore you guys,
escher

from a to j and e:

OMG. AHAHAHA. All I know is that u were being all dramz like and freakin out to jen and I was like whats going on and she said u were plotting to start a fire and I just stood and watched as you slinked up the stairs and started to try set the banister on fire with your lighter. Twas amazing.

from j to e (and a):
Hey mama

Don't worry about it! I always got your back even if you try to burn shit down. Although I will also try to convince you your time is better spent doing way awesomererer shit such as DANCING.

But the night was pretty bomb over all. I'm glad alisa made me rest on Friday.

We need a cute baby boy now that lloyd is gone. Although no one could ever replace little debs! We will have to make robert some nom nom meal soon.

Love YALL

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I HAVE THE greatest FRIENDS OF ALL TIME HANDS DOWN BAR NONE GAH.....
i am 50% better and 20% closer to total world/soul/body/mind/heart domination. ain't no thang without some sidewinding and back-spinning.
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Today and most/some of the time:
My favorite president is Theodore Roosevelt.
My favorite movie is "Zabriskie's Point".

My favorite food is Snickers.
My favorite short story is The Nose by Gogol.
My favorite place to be nibbled is my neck.
My favorite place to mail my best friend copies of her passport, credit card statements and medical bills because she was just robbed is Buenos Aires (come home now please).
My favorite dysfunction is confabulation.
My favorite word is "bunk".